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2003 Bay Bottom Crawl
Roadster Rampage in
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What’s so compelling about FFR roadsters and hot weather? Is there just something about
screaming along in the soft, humid air that keeps us coming back to
events that have you sweating before
you light the fire under the hood?
The 44th edition of the Bay
Bottom Crawl in Key West was staged by the host, Ecurie Vitesse Sports
Car Club, over another brace of sun drenched and steamy days on
Sugarloaf Key, just up US 1 from Key West. A record seven FFRs turned
out to be shared amongst nine drivers on the weekend of October 11th and 12th, 2003.
By Saturday morning the Loop Road had been closed by the good
citizens of Monroe County, the volunteers from the Monroe County Fire
Department and Police were on hand to help control and feed us, the
usual suspects, with up to 38 years
of individual attendance, along with a bunch of newcomers, were
primed and ready to experience the unique combination of high speed,
hard acceleration and devilish handling problems that are the Bay Bottom
Crawl. |
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The event is staged on an abandoned loop road through the mangroves.
It’s normally unused, and is the venue for nature hikes and dog
walking by the locals. Twice a year it’s closed for time trialing that
is a blend of Solo 2 and Solo 1. Top speeds reach 130+ at the finish and
there are nine handling problems set along the course to keep speeds
down for safety, and to
make it more than just a power event. The combination is a dream
challenge for all around performers like the FFR Roadster. The mangroves
come right up to the edge of the course and at over a hundred miles an
hour become a green tunnel flashing past your head. Long slaloms demand
rhythm and control and braking zones take you from well into fourth to
the bottom of second to make the gates. Two sweeping right turns on
bumpy sections demand courage and control. |
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great events in North America, and you’re not a complete Solo racer
until you’ve tested yourself against the BBC course. |
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The FFR contingent was assembled from near and far. I came down for my
fourth year from Toronto, despite leaving an ailing 1415 at home. David
Borden was heavily recruited from Sacramento. (Were they nuts? Why not
just pencil yourself in one place further down the finishing charts?) ,
and he flew in to Miami on Friday through a monstrous tropical
thunderstorm. Neither of us could resist the relentless enthusiasm of
John Phillips, famous Floridian legal mind, FFR arm twister
extrordinaire, and the pilot of a gorgeous replacement for his famous
1152. The thought of spending a weekend racing with the cream of
Florida’s FFR contingent clinched the deal. The local drivers
responded in force to the outside challenge.
Inman Lanier battled daunting job conflicts to show up at an
event where his racing skill is legendary, Dave McIlvaney brought his
“sea foam green” AP rocket, fresh from driving it to the SCCA
Nationals, Road America and all the fast pavement in between. |
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Bailey was there again with his gorgeous yellow roadster, along with
Doug Huey and his astonishing Torch Red creation. (Cars that beautiful
shouldn’t be that fast, it’s just not fair.) Chris Evans brought his
silver AP screamer down from Orlando after a season of steady
improvement that included some FTD days. Raul Iglesias had his twin
turbo E Mod howler ready to scare the Porsches into permanent hiding. |
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unusual suspects, blocking the FFR sign |
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The first day is given over to practice runs, and when the smoke cleared
Dave McIlvaney had ripped off a 2:20. The previous fastest time ever by
a car with fenders was 2:23, only open wheeled Formula cars had ever
gone faster. People were astonished, and you started hearing some silly
talk about how we were all running 600+ hp engines! Inman was running
faster than ever in pursuit of Dave, hitting 2:25 despite running a very
early Mk I sporting a four link configuration, and no slicks. Not quite
stock, but pretty close! The FFR drivers could only shake their heads in
amazement. How can he make that setup go so fast? I proved that mere
mortals can’t do the same by rotating his generously loaned car into
the mangroves while trying to keep up. FFRs are tough, as we all know
and she came out scratched, but ready to race. Raul was battling fuel
and air problems on his turbo setup, but managed to get ready for
Sunday. Chris sorted out his setup and brought his times down in his
careful, engineered way. Richard was aiming for improvement on last
year’s time and was in position to do it. Doug cracked 3:00 on his
first try with some borrowed and severely worn street tires, showing
that his karting experience was going to make him competitive in a
hurry. David Borden was co-driving John Phillips car and having a bit of
trouble getting used to the difference between his AP racer and John’s
well tuned, but stock IRS setup with DOT R tires. Caution was playing a
factor too, as going off here is much more serious than on a normal Solo
2 course, or even a normal track. They both settled into the mid
2:30’s, a bit behind John’s times of last year.
After the practice runs we
soaked in the pool at the world famous Sugarloaf Lodge to bring body
temperatures down to near normal. The FFR guys then went to the event
banquet, and got to see the slightly off center combination of humor
and tradition that makes attendance a must every year. Corny songs,
roasting of old and new drivers, reminders of the history of the event
and a great Cuban meal were all well received. Many door prizes,
including a considerable haul from Factory Five (thanks guys!) made it
even more interesting, and the t-shirts and hats were in high demand.
Everyone wanted to associate with those “beautiful, fast cars”. Some
of the guys who were in the middle of a poker run in the Keys, as part
of a separately organized roadster event, made an appearance and we had
a chance to briefly compare our days.
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Race day was even hotter
and more humid. Drivers sweated over their last minute adjustments, and
then the first group was launched one by one into the mangroves. Times
started out a little slower than practice day, nerves and caution taking
their toll. I took one “get back on the horse run”, but was too
concerned about the differences in our setups and trashing Inman’s car
to try to push the edge, despite his incredible and genuine desire to
see me continue. I’d already had enough fun and was content to lead
the cheering. |
| Chris Evans -
Launching! |
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| By the end of the second runs the battle between Dave
McIlvaney and Inman was as tight as could be with both hovering in the
mid ‘20’s and having some trouble with the little orange folks.
David Borden was dropping his times as he familiarized himself with John
Phillips car and they looked to go down to the wire for the last trophy.
Chris Evans ran consistent, clean 2:33s. That’s a time that few
drivers ever reach on this course. His AP setup was coming into it’s
own and he was starting to trust the incredible grip it gave. Richard
continually chipped away at his time and hit his target of improving on
last year’s effort. With the same setup and same tires, this gave a
good measure of his increasing experience with the tough course. Doug
was dropping his times, having switched back to his BFG Radial T/As to
try to get some grip (imagine!) and was targeting the low 40’s. On
those tires, this is a remarkable feat. I can’t recall anyone ever
getting out of the 2:50’s on T/As!
Raul got his turbo EM car moving and we saw his time dropping
back where he belonged – trouble was on it’s way for Dave and Inman
if he got it sorted out in time. |
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At the end the results for
the trophies were as tight as they could be. Dave ripped off a jaw
dropping 2:19 and we all went nuts. He was only 3 seconds off the
Formula car FTD leader! He rolled into the pit lane and promptly told us
that he thought he had taken some cones in section 2. Checking with the
officials, they assured us he hadn’t, but Dave was certain he had.
Inman then posted an equally mind blowing, for a car on DOT rubber,
2:24. This set up a remarkable situation. If Dave had taken 2 cones, he
would still have won, three gave it to Inman. In the end, without any
further movement from the officials we all agreed (not that the
officials asked) that Dave was a deserving winner and Inman graciously
bowed to the new closed wheel course record holder. David Borden pulled
out a one-tenth win over John Phillips for third, and no one was happier
than John, despite being beaten in his own car.
BBC is something special
and we left with plans for next year already forming. FFRs were ten
percent of the entry list - wouldn’t
it be great if we out numbered any other marque next year? To quote the
spiritual guide for this event, long time racer and BBC devotee, the
late John Kendrick: “Eat your dessert first, you never know what’s
coming next.” Kendrick would have been a natural Roadster owner. See
you at the BBC in 2004.
In memory
of Barry Hebrank, who rode in spirit with us all that weekend,
John
Hannaford
FFR1415 |
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